Tattered pennants rustle in the wind over the empty jousting ring at the old Renaissance faire. A father and his two children took refuge on top of a wooden castle wall, and now they're stuck. The horde shakes the wall, trying to knock it down.
Josephine vaults over the fence with her slender elves sword across her back. She has watched every wrestling match ever aired and read every fantasy novel ever written. She throws a finger in the air and proclaims, "Ladies and gentlemen! Your champ has arrived!"
She drags her blade and slices the ropes holding the ren faire banner, which falls over the horde like a tag team ambush. Josephine grabs a rope ladder and throws it up to the top of the castle wall. The father catches it, staring at her in disbelief. The family scrambles down the ladder, and Josephine raises her sword over her head like it's a title belt. "And the Renegades take the title! To the Underground!"